What big eyes you have.

I'm positive you think you've met me before, but you haven't. I know, I do look like her, but seriously it's not me.

I write essays and review things, take pictures and sometimes tell funny stories. The majority of them are 99% true. I live in Chicago, the most beautiful place in the world, where I work for a pretty great company.

To make a great apple crisp, mix together 1/4 tsp. salt, 1 tsp cinnamon and 1/2 cup of water over sliced apples. Combine 3/4 cup of flour, 1/2 cup sugar and 1/2 cup brown sugar with 1 stick of melted butter until it's good and crumbly. Sprinkle over apple mixture and bake at 350 for 40 minutes.

Serves 4.